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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
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"The Malaysian athletes at the Commonwealth Games are looking very nervous Must be thinking about the flight home already."
"Today is David Finchers birthday... WHATS IN THE BOX!?????"
"Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over Miss? Me:[takes a quick suck off helium balloon] No officer why? Cop:Lol, nevermind"
"So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne"
"I'm hoping the nuclear strike button & the trap-door for hecklers button on Trump's desk are completely different colours."
"My favorite part of deleting your history... ...is when you can still go to the previous page."
"two flies, eating dinner So two flies are eating a piece of shit. The first fly farts. The second fly looks over, disgusted, and says ""ummm...excuse me...I'm eating here...""."
"Good Girls Vs Bad Girls Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."
"And the Lord said unto John, '.... come forth and ye shall receive eternal life.' But John came fifth and won a toaster."