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"I walked into my glass door today Oh the pane..."
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"Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is like calling me a doctor, because I own Band-aids."
"What do I think about during sex? My wife waiting for me to get home."
"Its too expensive to put up Christmas lights these days. I'm just going to hire a bunch of Mexicans to sit on my roof with flashlights."
"How does an alien get back to his home planet? ayy lmao"
"Here's a crazy idea. What if Budweiser took all that advertising money and actually made better beer?"
"A fisherman was trying to learn the alphabet... he got lost at C"
"I stole my friend's kidneys one night he'd be pissed, but he can't"
"Saudi Arabia's justice system is completely different from ISIS.... Just kidding."
"""I'll be a dentist. Then they'll love me."" ""We're terrified of dentists."" ""I'll kill a lion!"" ""It was a beloved lion with a name."" ""Dammit."""