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Joke of the Day

"I walked into my glass door today Oh the pane..."

"I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved."

"Did you hear about the shoe factory that was destroyed? They lost 500 souls!"

"Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't."

"What kind of cheese did Medusa eat? Gorgon zola."

"Swiss cheese is cheating cheese cause there's holes where there could be more cheese stay woke."

"How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible."

"Knock Knock...Who's there? HIPPA...HIPPA Who?...Sorry, Can't tell you."

"What's the difference between a viola and an onion People cry when you cut up an onion"

"My wife gave birth to twin boys the other day. And I've decided to name them Jerry and Forgery."