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Joke of the Day
"I would make a fitness joke But it just wouldn't work out.."
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"Scientist have found a rare mutation in some goats... It's called the Billy gene and causes them to believe that the kid is not their son."
"How do you stop an Italian from talking? Cut their hands off."
"I think the government caused all the snow in the South Cause I'm Snowden"
"Steps to survive on a dessert island: 1. check spelling 2. if correct, enjoy"
"Why is yoda a bad navigator? ""are we going the right way?"" Yoda: ""Off course, we are"""
"Personally, I don't find swearing offensive. I think it adds character & emphasis to a conversation. I do find, backstabbing, lying, cheating and screwing people over offensive, but not swearing."
"What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun? Beets me."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out"
"My first wife died from eating poison mushrooms; my second wife died of a fractured skull... She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."