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Joke of the Day

"The best part about being ugly? You don't have to change your profile picture for Halloween."

"Indian Chief My friend got an Indian Chief tattooed on his arm. His arm never worked again!"

"The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high."

"I wonder if Ronald McDonald sadistically cackles as he bludgeons innocent chickens and uses clown magic to turn them into nuggets."

"Humour is subjective That was a joke for those of you who didn't get it"

"My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas."

"What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!"

"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong. Write any other jokes about 9/11"

"How do hens always know what size your egg cup is? They don't but all eggs always fit."

"The girl at the table next to me is having a salad. Not as a starter, but as a main course like some kind of rabbit."