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Joke of the Day
"Taking Viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!"
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"Being left-handed is unacceptable. It's just not right...."
"[MEGATHREAD] The Post Formerly Known as Prince Since he's gone."
"How do you know your at a gay bbq? Hotdogs taste like shit"
"What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Tellings your parents you're gay."
"I wanna thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms. Love you guys"
"People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?"
"I'm white, but not ""tell people that life is beautiful"" white."
"What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share."