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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your at a gay bbq? Hotdogs taste like shit"
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"The script for the upcoming Tetris movie is terrible Each actor just says four lines and then disappears."
"A man tell his waitress he would like to order a beer When she asks what brand of beer he would like to drink he replies with, ""Root"". And dads all over the world sighed with satisfaction ."
"Restaurant owner warns his employee: ""one must open oysters carefully""... The employee answers: ""no shucking fit!"""
"When cute black and white bears start communing with spirits, it's pandanormal."
"I'm a Responsible Gun Owner. I did the right thing and got my gun neutered. Now it just fires blanks."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella bottom trousers !"
"I wish people who take selfies or make amateur porn would clean up their room first."
"So I heard the guy who invented anagrams died today... May he erect a penis."
"Why do people keep buying velcro? It's such a ripoff."