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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your at a gay bbq? Hotdogs taste like shit"
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"I saw on the news Boy George's bearded dragon has attacked and bitten his housekeeper 6 times in the last month I reckon he needs a calmer chameleon."
"Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France."
"Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!"
"[skydiving with my dog] Me: ur ears r inside out My dog: can't hear u my ears r inside out Me: it's the wind My dog: I think it's the wind"
"Golfer: ""Please stop checking your watch all the time caddy. It's distracting!"" Caddy: ""This isn't a watch sir its a compass!"""
"How did the sad mathematician kill himself? With a hypotenuse"
"me: wanna see my cat's shed? friend: lots of cats shed. why would-- [my cat enters wearing a tool belt] cat: show him the gazebo, too"
"What if earth rotates 30 times faster? Interviewer:""If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?"" engineer:""We will get our salary everyday"" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently"
"So, 50 Cent is bankrupt... He only has 50 Cent to his name."