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Joke of the Day

"People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?"

"What is heavier -- 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? 200 pounds of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds."

"When people are kissing in public, it's weird how angry they get when you try and join in."

"What game do old black people play? Blingo!"

"What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush? You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile."

"""auuahuhuh"" some nerd who wears glasses probably right now"

"What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house? The DaVinci Abode"

"A blue man lives in a blue house, a red man lives in a red house, who lives in the white house? Donald Trump."

"Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper? Knott, et al."

"Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot."