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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Tellings your parents you're gay."
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"I am never too old to redecorate your garden gnomes in the middle of the night."
"How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof"
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel."
"What do you call a cannibal that eats relatives? Munchkin."
"I'm ABSOLUTELY positive I'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber."
"If you had to choose between your local WNBA team winning the finals and receiving $5..... What would you spend your $5 on?"
"I just don't understand pedophiles, kids are SO annoying."
"Obi-wan: You look different. Vader: You left me burning alive in lava with no arms and legs. Obi-wan: I thought maybe you got a haircut."
"A love letter from a biscuit maker to a girl: Dear marie, today is good day, you are anmol for me, But u have crack jacked my heart, because i have a little heart, And now i m in 50/50 position."