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Joke of the Day
"I'm white, but not ""tell people that life is beautiful"" white."
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"What do you call a gay keyboard layout? Qweerty"
"My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka."
"They're like plastic slippers Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a dude. It feels great... until you look down and realize your a fag. That is all - Carry on :)"
"What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence."
"A Roman walks into a bar.... A roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. ""5 pints please."""
"According to math, I'm broke"
"Why am I scared of french pastry chefs? They give me the crepes."
"an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well."
"Did you hear about the barefoot bridegroom? He got cold feet."