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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!"

"MTVs Teen Mom has been cancelled. At least one person on that network knows when to pull out."

"Did you know Wiener dogs are the the breed that bites the most people? Well, you would be pissed off too if your arms and legs were a foot long!"

"Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!"

"The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just ""lay in bed and watch TV all day"" I traveled very far thank u"

"I sing like Sinatra and have the brain of Einstein. I think that's why girls call me Frankenstein."

"A hooker has sex with a leper... he said ""keep the tip."""

"When people's driving tweets end mid sentence, did the paramedics find their phone and hit send?"

"Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer."

"Why do Italian men have mustaches? They want to look like their mothers."