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Joke of the Day
"MTVs Teen Mom has been cancelled. At least one person on that network knows when to pull out."
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"Once I participated in a ""Nice Guy"" 5K Run..... We all finished last."
"There once was a man from Nantucket... ...who started a poem then said ""fuck it."""
"Contrary to obvious physics, you can't attach a ceiling fan to your back and fly away like a helicopter."
"Black friday, ughhhh ALL FRIDAYS MATTER!"
"I dig, You dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a good poem, but it's deep."
"I went on a date with a girl I met from twitter once. It didn't work out, but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met."
"I just found out the mods' password! [removed]"
"What is the difference between acne and gay men? Acne only attacks little boys when they reach puberty"
"Sorry, I'm out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. "