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Joke of the Day

"Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer."

"What is the difference between pot and pussy? If you can smell the pussy across the room, it's probably not the good stuff."

"TIFU by making an overused joke. Reddit"

"How do you greet the cold horse across the fence? Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son."

"If you're ever get attacked by a group of white people, just yell ""EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"" and they'll all stop to do the Cha Cha Slide."

"Don't tell a Klepto this... ...they take everything literally."

"Why did the rancher vivisect his daughter? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He wanted to reverse cowgirl."

"Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents? He's an orphan."

"A man named Isaiah with 2 eye patches changed his name to Saah No I's"

"*buys soap on a rope Cashier: Paper or plastic? Me: Neither.. I'll wear it out thanks"