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Joke of the Day
"Why do Italian men have mustaches? They want to look like their mothers."
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"Why should I have to take a first aid course? Why is this on me? Why don't you take a ""how to eat sandwiches without choking"" course?"
"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand."
"What does the narcissistic cow say? Moooo! Cuz it's a cow"
"My ex is looking for a job but I don't think satan is retiring anytime soon so I suppose she'll be unemployed for a while."
"Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: ""Where's my tractor?"
"A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou"
"A feminist got drunk at lunch, accused her boss of coming on to her, and slapped him in the face. She got loaded, triggered, and fired."
"I keep a banana in my bathroom It's for scale."
"You know why I hate Cancer? I have crabs. *(Zodiac)*"