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Joke of the Day

"When people's driving tweets end mid sentence, did the paramedics find their phone and hit send?"

"What do anal sex and bungee jumping have in common? If the rubber breaks, you're in the shit."

"I wonder if this conversation ever took place.. - Jesus, what is that over there? - Don't hang me up on it, but I think it's a cross."

"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my Granddad in that concentration camp during the war... Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."

"Why was the blind guy always so happy? He couldn't see any reason not to be!"

"Why is the letter ""O"" everywhere? Because it's a round U."

"If you are trading Cephalopods, it's important that you exchange those that are of equal size and value. You know.... Squid Pro Quo"

"What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something? Sir Charge"

"Don't you hate people that answer their own questions ? I know I do..."

"What did the donut say to the cop? Don't taste me, bro !"