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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life? A meme-oir"

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"All I'm saying is that the cheese grater wouldn't have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after EVERY use."
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"Pack of polos for sale still in the wrapper Mint condition Pack of polos for sale, still in the wrapper. Mint condition"
"The cop jokes on this sub are getting out of hand All the black jokes keep getting shot down."
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