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Joke of the Day

"Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!"

"What did the ireshmen say to the beer ? I love you....."

"[Job interview] ""You list communication as a strength"" Yes ""Care to elaborate?"" No"

"Facebook So I was in a public library and saw a homeless man I had seen around town on facebook. It got pretty depressing because the page wouldn't load every time he tried to click 'home'..."

"The drag queens hairdo He calls it ""the Whitney"" It's black and dyed in the bath."

"Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon."

"My wife said to me that she wished I wouldn't drop the F-bomb in front of the kids. What the fuck is the F-bomb?"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts."

"What do you call a gay dentist? The Tooth Fairy"

"When I drop my son off at school I do one arm pushups at the entrance to let the other dads know that's what's up. But they're all at work."