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Joke of the Day
"Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... They knead the dough."
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"Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea? He took a ship."
"What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible? ""I can't even look at you anymore!"""
"What did the German physicist call his beer mug? Ein stein."
"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."
"Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns? Chronic depression makes the meat a little tangy."
"Not all astrophysicists are bad. I'm sure at least one of them's a really Feynman."
"You know, I always really liked Meatloaf I've never had any beef with him"
"You should never bribe someone to get what you want. You should blackmail them, it's cheaper and much more effective."
"What Hillary's word for a bribe? Pay her and she'll speak to you about it."