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Joke of the Day

"We need a new name for the Bible. How about: DIY Salvation"

"Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells."

"What did Jesus do to lose weight? Crossfit"

"Why wasn't Hitler allowed at the barbeques? He always burned the Franks."

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who finish what they start"

"When I finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself."

"Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it."

"What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft? A flat minor."

"When did you find out Santa wasn't real? For me it was when I noticed he had the same birthmark on his cock as my uncle."

"Men are like prisms All that matters is length, width, and height."