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Joke of the Day

"What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible? ""I can't even look at you anymore!"""

"""Ameh."" ~ Atheists at the end of a prayer"

"Mumford & Sons! It's your cousin, Marvin. Marvin & Sons. You know that new sound you're looking for? *holds phone to a boiling pot of water*"

"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!! when do we want them? RIGH"

"A 64 years old male tourist swept away in Amazon river, where did he end up? Local Brazilian newspaper..."

"What's the importance of capitalization? You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or you can help your uncle jack off a horse"

"What did the Jewish pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"""

"Me: You're kidnapping me? Where're we going? Can we feed my cats first? Is there a ransom? Cool van. My name- Him: Changed my mind. Get out."

"Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is great but the atmosphere is terrible!"

"What's the difference between erotic & kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather ; kinky is when you use the whole chicken."