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Joke of the Day
"What did the German physicist call his beer mug? Ein stein."
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"What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug? Niagara Falls, Viagra rises."
"19 and 20 had a fight to the death. When they were done only 1 was left."
"Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who know's what's going on?"
"Jesus may have walked on water but Steven Hawking runs.. ..on batteries."
"""john, did you see my dog?"" ""Yes, i did. He was in the garden... ""He was in the garden doing politics, so i shot him"". ""How can you tell he was doing politics?"" ""He was eating shit, Sir !"""
"no one knows where the sky starts. ""here?"" wonders one scientist, her hand just above her head. ""how about here"" says another, crouching."
"How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling."
"Click Bait Joke"
"I left my job. Couldn't work for my boss after what he said... ""You're fired."""