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Joke of the Day
"What Hillary's word for a bribe? Pay her and she'll speak to you about it."
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"The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I'm not into high maintenance women."
"A friend of mine accused me of having a scat fetish Fuck that shit."
"If someone says ""I will do anything for you"" lean in really close and say ""There's a body in my basement and I can't eat it all by myself."""
"If you were born in September... Then, you can be sure that your parents started the New Year, with a bang."
"If I ever win the lottery & someone asks me for money I'm going to give them a dollar & say ""Here. Go play the Lottery. That's what I did."""
"Wisdom There comes a time in a man's life where he stops and askes himself ""Should I stick my penis in there?"""
"What's the difference between Trump and Clinton? 62 Electoral Votes"
"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
"I dare McDonald's to introduce a black Hamburglar. I McDouble dare them."