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Joke of the Day
"What Hillary's word for a bribe? Pay her and she'll speak to you about it."
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"Here's a joke about my senior year of college. I tried."
"it's been 12 years since Shrek came out, I still can't get over the fact that Donkey had sex with a dragon.."
"Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells."
"Why did the students need a ladder to get into school? It was a high school."
"Two Fish Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk? Because he wanted them to work over-time~"
"Two condoms walk into a gay bar They look at each other and say ""let's get shit faced!"""
"I had phone sex for the first time the other day... My dick got stuck in the 8! I tried to dial 911 but that just made it worse! It was a rotary!"
"Why did leeroy Jenkins cross the road To get the chicken"