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Joke of the Day

"Staples is attempting a hostile takeover of its rival Office Depot. Office Depot has retaliated by snapping rubber bands at Staples."

"Why should trees never sign birthday cards? Because they're always so *Sappy*!"

"What's difference between good weed and good pussy? You can smell the weed from across the room."

"How do you make a dog smile? Suck its dick."

"Did you hear about the hippie who got lost at sea? He was too far out!"

"""Why do Jews hate sex?"" ""Because the pussy is too close to the gas chamber."" Cody Edwards"

"How many times do you pass your coworker in the hall before you switch from saying ""hi"" to breakdance fighting?"

"What do rednecks call the BATF? The Bureau of All Things Fine."

"What do you guys think of this quote I came up with? ""Good artists copy, great artists steal."""

"What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month? The Imperial March."