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Joke of the Day
"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated Milk."
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"Trump didn't lie when he said Mexico was going to pay for the wall... by securing his win, Mexico will start building to keep the Americans out of their country."
"*hairstylist holds mirror behind my head after styling my hair* ""Is that ok for you sir?"" ""Yes that is a beautiful mirror. I'll take it"""
"Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!"
"""When you exit the bus please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."" ""If you miss your step and hit your head please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."""
"I tried to wear skinny jeans but it squeezed all my flesh into the top half of my body and made me look like a novelty balloon."
"Do you know how our planet got it's name? Cause if you do, please tellus"
"Pregnant elephant Q: What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug? A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug."
"I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. Luckily I was on the bottom step."
"A girl a day keeps the hand away."