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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee? 'Cause they hate the French press"
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"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, ""What is this - some kind of joke?"""
"Whats a cannibals favorite game? Swallow the leader."
"Well, well, well. Looks like I may have a lawsuit on my hands: a gynecologist refused to treat me, and I'm pretty sure it's because I'm gay."
"Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years!"
"Pessimist : The glass is half empty Optimist : The glass is half full Feminist : The glass is being raped"
"Companies should make camouflage condoms... So they never see you comin"
"Hey Reddit what's the most useful type of doctor? An On-call-ogist."
"My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home"
"Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?"