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Joke of the Day
"Where are the Golden State Warriors from? Chokeland."
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"I bet Bruce Wayne sometimes accidentally signs his credit card receipts ""Batman"" when he's drunk. I know I do."
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"Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills."
"Back in high school I never went for mean girls because I prefer them above average"
"A man entered his home and discovered that someone have stole all his lamps.... ...he was absolutely delighted."
"what did little billy get when he stumbled upon r/twoxchromosome? Cancer."
"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year..."
"How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date? Premature emasculation."
"WORM 911: what's ur emergency FLATWORM: I CUT MYSELF BAD WORM 911: u need medical help? FLATWORM: wait, there's 2 of me now. we're good."