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Joke of the Day
"Where are the Golden State Warriors from? Chokeland."
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"Me and my flat-chested wife went to see a marriage counselor. The counselor said, ""What seems to be the problem?"" ""Well"", I said%"
"Hell: A place where all of the wine and liquor bottles have holes on the bottom... ...and the women don't."
"Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup? Because his family had stock in the company."
"I still enjoy sex at 68. I only live at number 66 - it's no distance."
"According to this white t-shirt, I'm the BP of red wine."
"Maybe 6% of pens work. Terrible job, pen manufacturers."
"Did you know a falling cat ALWAYS lands in a single person's apartment?"
"Sarah Palin used ""refudiate"" in a sentence. I think she needs to studiate her vocabulade before she pontifitalks on the televade."
"Someone told me today that I'm pretentious... Moi!?!?"