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Joke of the Day
"Did you know a falling cat ALWAYS lands in a single person's apartment?"
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"A Man to a lady sitting next to him in flight. Man: ""Which perfume do you use ? It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife."" Lady: ""Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."""
"The Horse Joke So, there was a fly, and the fly entered the horse's ass; finally when the fly wanted to go out, the horse wasn't there anymore."
"I respect you, liquor store shopping cart user."
"How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Twelve, you got a problem with that?"
"When do Jews go swimming? When it Israeli hot"
"You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You're hot enough to cook meat on."
"Two blondes went to a drive-in movie. What movie did they go to see? ""Closed for Winter""."
"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."
"Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll.....or you're taking shit from some asshole."