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Joke of the Day

"I still enjoy sex at 68. I only live at number 66 - it's no distance."

"Russia: Why did the chicken cross the road? Ukraine: I don't know Russia why? Russia: To rescue oppressed Russian minority"

"Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring."

"I accidentally dropped one of my husband's Viagra into my contact solution and now I'm cockeyed."

"If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail."

"My phone won't let me be depressed. It autocorrected :( to :)"

"Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo? They only had two vans"

"Obviously you don't think you're ignorant! That's the meaning of ignorance!"

"What is the KKK's favorite soup? Clan chowder"

"So I have these lesbian neighbors... They asked me what I wanted for Christmas, and then got me a watch. I think they misunderstood me."