171662

Joke of the Day

"Me and my flat-chested wife went to see a marriage counselor. The counselor said, ""What seems to be the problem?"" ""Well"", I said%"

"23% of traffic accidents involve cell phone use, but 77% do NOT involve cell phone use. Statistics don't lie. It's safer to use your phone."

"I dislike three types of people Racists, hypocrites and mexicans"

"Rhinos produce 1,346,980 sperm cells per ejaculation... I guess its because they're always so horny..."

"I wasn't trying to put you on a pedestal. I was trying to bend you over it."

"We are gathered here today because Somebody ""glares at coffin "" couldn't stay alive."

"Almost got raped in prison My family takes Monopoly way too seriously"

"I am motherfucking sick of the motherfucking delays on this motherfucking train!"

"I need a Life or a Clue but someone seems to have a Monopoly on them. So, instead, I'll take the Risk of sinking your Battleship."

"Monotony is my favorite bored game."