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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes? ....because they were a rip off"
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"Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"
"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"
"In 1752, Benjamin Franklin invented electricity because it was no longer considered humane to execute people using an acoustic chair."
"Why do people draw sunglasses on the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him."
"I got fired for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer at work. She got fired too."
"Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist? A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended."
"So today I found out I have Alzheimer's disease... But on the bright side, at least I don't have Alzheimer's disease."
"Cowboy and a Drugstore Clerk Cowboy: Give me three packs of condoms please. Clerk: You need a bag with that? Cowboy: Nah... She's purty good lookin..."
"In the words of a famous troublemaker I have a dream."