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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist? A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended."

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"Please continue finishing your text in the crosswalk, Mr. Pedestrian. It's not like I'm driving a giant metal instrument of death."
"Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from jail? The headline read: ""Small Medium at Large."""
"Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day."
"family member: what are you doing with your life? me: it's a surprise"
"The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny."
"Tequila If a guy gets drunk on tequila, and beats you up... then he's guilty of agavated assault."
"What's the most popular religion for addicts? the Crystal Methodists"
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!"
"What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach? Carmen Sandy Eggo"
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