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Joke of the Day

"Don't curse the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation"

"I bring our baby to the bar so I can throw her at people and slurp down their c**ktails while they're trying to catch her."

"Did you hear Monica Lewinsky became a republican? The democrats just left a bad taste in her mouth"

"7 dwarves were in a room and they started feeling sleepy. So he left."

"People are wondering if Caitlin Jenner should be put in male or female prison if she is charged. I think they should send her to a halfway house."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me five times, good job, you're the guy who makes the trailers for the Paranormal Activity movies."

"My wife opened one of her birthday presents early, saying that it was ""practically screaming out at her"" That's the last time I buy her an orphan"

"Disney just hired someone to raise and tend for their cows. I believe Mulan was hired on Moo-lawn."

"What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element? Knee-on!"

"Moses parts the Hi-C... ...To save the juice"