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Joke of the Day
"I got fired for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer at work. She got fired too."
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"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator"
"""Two messages, Sir. First, your tea has run out"" ""Correct English is 'you've run out of tea'. What else?"" ""You've walked out of wife"""
"Now that Donald Trump will be President, I really hope he builds the wall. We need to keep all those crazy Americans contained."
"What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom"
"A hangover so good you crawl out of the bedroom naked and sleep for 6 more hours on the kitchen floor."
"Cooking two tortillas at the same time like some kind of Mexican DJ."
"A turtle is crossing the road.... when he is mugged by two snails. When the police show up they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies ""I don't know...it all happened so fast!"""
"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"