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Joke of the Day

"I got fired for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer at work. She got fired too."

"My wife went home to visit her mother today. Or as I refer to it. Her ""bitch refresher course""."

"How do u make a Pirate angry? Take the P out of him."

"""outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend"" ""inside of a dog, its too dark to read""-Groucho Marx"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse"

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber!"

"A Sexist Joke: Why are women bad at parking? Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long ""8"" inches *really* is."

"[1st date] WAITER: and how would you like your steak, miss? HER: definitely not wooden *winks across table* DRACULA: *just glares at her*"

"how do I tell my boss I don't want to do work anymore but still want money"

"An Irishman walks out of a bar..."