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Joke of the Day

"Why do people draw sunglasses on the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopus"

"I hate people who say 'Age is just a number' Age is clearly a word."

"What do you call a nomadic caveman? A meanderthal."

"My sex life is like a Ferrari.. I don't have a Ferrari"

"Q: Why was the willow weeping? A: He was unpoplar."

"What do fat chicks do in the summer? Stink."

"Give me a few strong men, and I'll build a nation. Give me a few hot women, and I'll conquer the world."

"How do you catch an Elephant? Dig a hole, fill it with ashes, and line the outside with peas. So when the Elephant comes to take a pea, you can kick him in the ash hole."

"Have you heard that joke they don't tell gays?"