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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel"
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"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day. Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."
"There's a thin line between ""I should tweet about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that."""
"Why was the lettuce scared of the salad? Cos."
"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER!"
"Paris Hilton is worried ISIS will target her because she's famous. Paris Hilton doesn't realize that ISIS didn't exist in 2004."
"Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around."
"I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days."
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"Why don't boxers have sex before a fight? Because they don't like each other."