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Joke of the Day
"Why don't boxers have sex before a fight? Because they don't like each other."
Next Joke
"I wish my wife was better in bed. <sighs> <disables autocorrect> I wish my WiFi was better in bed."
"Two word joke Dwarf shortage"
"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician."
"My wife said that we need to have a talk after my 2 year old goes down for a nap so I filled her sippy cup with Red Bull."
"Heading down to the Autopsy Club later. It's open Mike night."
"Brother: Do you want to come over to see the new baby? Me: Does it have wifi?"
"If you can't concentrate, rub your nipples. It won't help, but concentration is overrated anyway. You know who likes concentration? Nazis."
"What's Red and smells like Blue paint? Red paint."
"What do you call a gay guy flying a plane? The pilot."