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Joke of the Day
"Why do hipsters hate ice skating? They could never do it before it was cool"
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"What will be the most useless invention? A waterproof teabag"
"In middle school, I had a crush on a kid named BJ. When you write Heather loves BJ on your notebooks, you make a lot of friends."
"As I get older, I'm really just looking for Girls Gone Mild."
"*When You Don't Know the Right Answer* What is OHM's Law? Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law."
"Whenever I'm in a difficult situation, I think, ""What would I do?"" so I can do the opposite thing"
"2010 Kids Wont Get This... Standing in line"
"Sundays always bring out my inner senior citizen...."
"(NSFW) Know how I know you're gay? Your dick tastes like shit"
"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling."