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Joke of the Day

"There's a thin line between ""I should tweet about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that."""

"How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad? They're wearing a SOMBERERO"

"I don't know why people still want to become veterinarians... ...they all end up homeless."

"""So Sherlock..."" asked Watson, ""I forget, what was your highest degree of education?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson."""

"Have you heard about the muslim sex dolls? They blow themselves up."

"What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal? Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in."

"75 years ago my grandfather died in a concentration camp he fell off a guard tower"

"A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms."

"Insulting me gets you nowhere. Plus, it makes you look fat."

"What do you call a group of armpit farters? A pit orchestra. Bonus: [World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s](https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)"