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Joke of the Day

"Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around."

"I don't have Instagram, so I thought you guys should know I had Starbucks this morning. The cup was super cool looking. I also saw a rainbow"

"who are the shortest people in the bible? The Shuhites"

"I'd like to thank the floor, for always catching me when I'm falling down."

"Last night, a man assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese. Not much to say really, I got whipped and he got charged with assault and buttery."

"There's no way the Ninja Turtles would have those ripped abs. You can't do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me I've tried."

"A vegan, a vaper, and a Pitbull owner walk into a bar... ...I'd tell you what they said but I have no idea because none of them would shut up."

"A man walks into a bar..... ""ouch"""

"What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight."

"Press Release: ""Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"" Sincerely, Tony Stewart's PR Team"