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Joke of the Day
"Why black people are so good with basketball? They can shoot and steal without being arrested."
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"my girlfriend said I have to give up my love of pointing out objects, or she would leave. I responded: ""well there's the door"""
"Life is NOT a box of chocolates When the box of chocolates end, you get upset..."
"Drumpf's presidential campaign in reverse: an increasingly laughable story of an egomaniac running for an office he couldn't possibly win"
"What's the difference between America and yogurt? One has culture."
"What do you call a whore famous among pickles? A lady of dill repute."
"What do you call 717 dead Hajj pilgrims? A good start. My grandfather died making the Hajj; he fell out of a guard tower. Where do Black Muslims go? The back of the stampede!"
"What do you call a Mexican pervert? A pedrophile"
"What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green."
"People always ask why i wear a hoodie in the middle of June. I tell them ""Winter is coming."""