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Joke of the Day

"Commentator just said that the rain ""may just be the tears of a heartbroken nation,"" which shows a fundamental misunderstanding of rain."

"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even."

"Half the time, I don't know if I'm in /r/jokes or /r/shower thoughts."

"Hookers and blow Whats the difference between a hooker and a crack dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again"

"Apparently, women only enjoy a nice romantic breakfast in bed when they know how you got in their house."

"My wife accused me of being transgender... So I packed her things and left."

"What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"

"Why does Trump wear a hairpiece? Because he thought the kids on the roller coaster were making fun of him when they shouted ""Donald, duck!"" Yep."

"when the ice cream man drives down my street I walk alongside him screaming TAKE ME WITH YOU I WILL BEAR YOU MANY STRONG SONS"

"A joke I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis."