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Joke of the Day

"Tell me your story, park-giant-truck-diagonally guy. Things will never get better if we don't dialogue."

"My boss accused me of not forwarding an email her way. I resent that."

"Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face."

"Would you like to hear a joke? The republican primary debate."

"Why did they stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"I'm rich! But not in money, just in read receipts from my ex-boyfriend who never replies!"

"If I had a dollar for every punchline I forgot... Uh...damn it!"

"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? They vote."

"What noise does a Russian Sheep make? It Blyats."

"Me: How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime? Dog: "