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Joke of the Day
"My boss accused me of not forwarding an email her way. I resent that."
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"Guys: never wear a Saran Wrap skirt to a job interview... They will clearly see your nuts."
"The current law system is like bleach It works great on whites... but destroys colors."
"""Honey, wouldn't you like to go back to the 60s?"" ""Of course not! I like today's technology too much."" ""But honey I'm talking about kilos you fat cow"""
"What did 0 say to 8? Nice Belt."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid."
"If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress."
"Circumcision How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Just read a really great tweet that was 140,000 characters long called a book."
"The lead singer of Dead Or Alive has died. Guess that answers *that* question."