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Joke of the Day
"What noise does a Russian Sheep make? It Blyats."
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"Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? it's fucking close to water."
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"Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use Novocain to numb his mouth? The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication"
"You know what the first sign of AIDS is, right? A severe pounding in the ass..."
"I came into some money yesterday. I couldn't find the tissues."
"My wife told me I should go to the gym with her to get in shape, but I suggested I just start with skipping. So far I've skipped the gym three times this week and I feel great."
"Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain beard 2.) prisoner of war beard 3.) homeless person beard 4.) wizard beard"
"What did the dominatrix say after she spanked the wrong slave? Whoops, wrong sub"
"Arabs are so rich..... They lit whole fkin hotel on fire to celebrate new year"