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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between... NSFW What's the difference between a joke and a 12"" dick? You can't take a joke."

"One positive of Arnold Palmer's passing... He's six under for the first time in years..."

"Wanna hear a pun about long hair? Rapunzel."

"Anyone know any good ""walks into a bar"" type jokes?"

"What happens if you feed Link some Speed? .... you get a Hyperlink ..."

"TIL I'm always submitting to the wrong subreddit."

"Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !"

"Tell her she's glowing and watch her do the mental math on when her last period was"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no dick? Still no fucking idea"

"Who else takes their phone out when you're in public by yourself, just so you don't look like some idiot with no friends."