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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every punchline I forgot... Uh...damn it!"
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"[stunned, eyes lock, a smile exchanged, and I knew it was kismet] *hands cash to lady Ma'am my baby isn't for sale. I SAID I'LL TAKE TWO!!"
"A pair of identical twins... ... on opposite banks of a river. One says ""I wish I was on that side of the river."" The other replies ""You are."""
"What did the passenger broccoli say to the driver broccoli? Floret!"
"My wife spent two weeks deciding what color to paint the bathroom. I got a cat on my 9th birthday and named it Cat."
"[on game show] Choose a door for a goat or a new car ""I'll take door #2"" You've won the car! *sees it's a Kia* ""Can I have the goat instead"""