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Joke of the Day
"I'm rich! But not in money, just in read receipts from my ex-boyfriend who never replies!"
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"My wife and I have agreed on a trial separation. The kids aren't to keen, but my wife and I just don't want them anymore."
"Yo Mama's so stupidshe got locked in a ""Furniture World"" and slept on the floor."
"I can't wait til my kids become adults so I can go over their houses & throw clean laundry all over the floor."
"So an introvert throws a party for introverts... Needless to say there was a shortage of corners in the house."
"When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. ""She took the bed!"""
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Fire."
"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper."
"Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall."
"Why are gay people bad liars? They can't keep a straight face"