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Joke of the Day
"Why did they stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."
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"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."
"UPS driver jumps out within 2 sec"
"#punsr PREDOMINANT: how to describe a young lady. . . before she gets married"
"What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."
"""For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."" #WhereEnglishFails"
"8/10 black men say they enjoy shower sex. The other two haven't been to prison"
"I told my son if he doesn't step it up, I'm going to start living vicariously through someone else's kid."
"*gives joke answer to daughter's 75th consecutive question* [20 years later, she's in an office] ""Everyone knows the moon was built in 1973"""