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Joke of the Day

"How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb."

"If only ISIS had kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter, none of this would be an issue."

"Your dog has stockholm syndrome."

"Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion? A: A very merry unbirthday."

"My girlfriend said she doesn't mind what car she gets, as long as it gets her from A to B. Which I fully support. Her boobs are far too small."

"Why do women pierce their bellybutton? Place to hang their air freshener."

"What's Bill Cosby's favourite dessert? Puddin. Puddin his dick inside her"

"Where does the red teletubby come from? Poland"

"What do Trees do in Autumn? Take a Leaf of absence."

"Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better."