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Joke of the Day
"Your dog has stockholm syndrome."
Next Joke
"If they put a woman on the cover of th $20 bill... Would it change its value to $15.60?"
"""do you know why I pulled one over on you?"" becau- wait what? ""I'm not a real cop lol"" haha nice! *pulls gun* ""I am taking your car though"""
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because he heard the Ref was blowing fowls!"
"Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in ""I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."""
"Why are they called overalls when you can still see arms and the head? That shit ain't over all. Those are oversomes and whatnot."
"please bring me a bottle of your freshest wine no more of this cheap old stuff"
"A gentleman is . . . ...a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"
"Summary of all famous dancing movies. You better step up and save the last dance before you get served stomping the yard, honey."
"Why is Iraq like the weather in Britain? Because it's either Sunni or Shiite"