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Joke of the Day
"Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion? A: A very merry unbirthday."
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"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A Blowjob, you can beat your Meat, you can beat your wife, and you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a blow job"
"What did the pirate say when asked how old he was? Aye Matey!"
"Why do seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper makes them sneeze."
"NSFW My girlfriend was arrested for riding her bike today. She was charged with peddling pussy."
"Any girl can give you pics I can give you a headache"
"Breakfast musings... A boiled egg is hard to beat."
"What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied? Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!"
"Brutally honest? I'm always honest ... I guess the brutality would depend on your level of aversion to the truth"
"What's Obama's favorite game console? ""The Xbox One"""